the-oncoming-glowcloud:

fatadditives:

brotherphildalf:

thisweekstights:

Fucking fuk

Why is there a butt plug in the middle of a street!?

It’s Christmas. Get festive.

i love christmas so much i’m gonna shove it up my ass

the-oncoming-glowcloud:

fatadditives:

brotherphildalf:

thisweekstights:

Fucking fuk

Why is there a butt plug in the middle of a street!?

It’s Christmas. Get festive.

i love christmas so much i’m gonna shove it up my ass

lasagnababy:

i have just about had it with my mom

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed